As a child there were three things I loved more than anything in the world. Over the next couple of days I will post about each of these and how they will affect my life 20 + years after I first fell in love.

1. Pizza Parties
2. Sports (Soccer)
3. Summertime

First we will start off with a brief overview of all, who doesn’t love a pizza party, second the world cup is less than 30 days away, talk about excited thinking about the USA beating England on June 12th just made something in my pants fly up at 90 mph and smack the desk I am at, I am a little light headed now. Finally, summertime, are you kidding me light out till 8pm, baseball games, warm weather it doesn’t get better.

Now for a little more detail. Nothing was better as a child than a sleepover, or end of the season for one main reason always equaled pizza. Tonight the Sloshballers will bring that tradition back, after our dominating performance on the field, we will make a short journey to Lefty’s Pizzeria in Mission Hills for our very own Pizza Party. How have these changed over the years, one simple answer…BOOZE. That’s right now we can have pizza and beer, no wonder my Dad also loved going to Round Table after our little league team finished the season. Pizza and beer that’s as good of a combination as semen and tits. It was the one evening daddy came home drunk and didn't smack mommy...he was too full from pizza. The pizza party was the moment where everyone forgot you struck out 3 out of 4 at bats (the 4th being beemed by the pitcher), no one remembered you missed that wide open shot on goal...twice, everyone was too busy chowing on that fresh slice of pepperoni pizza to think about your 10 missed free throws. It was pure joy in the pizza parlor. Squeezing as many quarters out of pop to play that extra round of Streetfighter 2 cause you realized that if you just slide across the ground with Vega, no one can stop you!
In your 20's you lose this god given freedom because you are too old for your parents to take you and the team and too young to have kids to take. Well The Sloshballers decided enough is enough. No one tells me us we are too old to do anything. The last time that happened...I won the big wheel olympics in my Dukes of Hazard big wheel! Suck it! The time has come and we will grub on that delicious "slice' of heaven.

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