If you're reading this blog then this is the worst economy you have ever lived through. And yet in the greater San Diego area one regularly pays on avg. $4 for a beer. Why do these tyrants not lower their prices when so many other companies are kind enough to (thanks target)?
Because liquor is our brain juice. Science has proven that it makes us smarter and better looking. And by science of course I mean my scientific studies done every Thurs, Fri. and Saturday night...and on sundays during football season...and Tuesdays for Taco Tuesday...and Wednesdays cause its a really long work week...Monday? Fuck you Monday! No one ever liked you.
This is why we have to rally against the system that takes $100 out of my wallet everynight. It is your civic doody (hehe) and now just etiquette to bring a flask everytime you go out. The preferred beverage in the flask is Jamey James (bottle to be left in the car for refills). But there some exceptions. The night when you want to take a lady out to a nice dinner and the bottle of wine you can buy at bevmo for $14 is now $50/bottle. You could bring that bottle of wine in with you but the restaurant owner, a.k.a Hitler, charges you a "corking" fee. Sounds like nazi propoganda to me. "Oh thank you flask full of wine, you just got my date and me drunk and back to my bedroom."*
The true joy is to watch that soda you ordered go from dark...uh...soda-ish color, to a lightish brown Jameson color with every refill from your flask. One soda at the bar = $1 (or often free if you say you're the sober driver) vs a whiskey and coke which can run you $6-$12 depending on the bar and that is without free refills!
I think you know what to do from here. Be safe and stay thirsty my friends.
Vanilla Thunder
*flask does not actually drive you home...yet
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