Thursday, December 31, 2009

Bat Signal


The Bat-Signal is used by the Gotham City Police Department as a method of contacting and summoning Batman to their assistance in the event of a serious crisis and as a weapon of psychological intimidation to the numerous villains of Gotham City.

In our case the bat signal is a method of contacting and summoning each other to let one know the night is going to be legend-ary, that this is not a night to be missed. It can also be used as the citizens of Gotham intended as an intimidation factor to those around us.

There are instances when Bat Signals have gone out, and were uncalled for, so might as well set up a little guidelines:
1. Must be agreed upon by 2 out of 3 members of the blog, unless hot girls are present in which case only one member is required and photographic evidence.
2. Must not be sent out as a distress signal: (See example below)
Reason 1: "This party sucks and there is only fat chicks, I know I will send the Bat Signal out that will get my bros here"
Result: Bros should not respond, or if you do go to party expecting a raging time and hot chicks, and are punched in the gut by girls who look like the joker and two face, you deserve the right to slap BS sender in the face.
3. Must not be sent from within a fat chicks house. If there are hot girls present, step outside (we will know if you didn't)
4. Must have a reason...this is usually drinking but if I show up and find you sitting on the couch with no plan whatsoever, you will be publicly flogged.
5. If a bat signal is sent, Jamey James must be present upon arrival of responders (no Johnny Walker does NOT count, I don't care what color the label is).

Remember the bat signal is a beckoning call for awesomeness, you don't want to miss something legendary, then you better swoop in like the Dark Knight for an evening of Rock and Roll.

T-Mos
Vanilla Thunder

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